Q: My friends and I are fighting, what do I do?
A: Sometimes you have to make decisions for yourself. It will make you a stronger person.
Q: I like popsicles.
A: Good for you. There are no popsicles in KGB.
Q: Why is there a Colbert and Boris?
A: That is like asking why is there KGB… you do not ask, you accept.
Q: I think I love someone! It’s you! Do you like me?
A: Emotions make weak people.
Q: Why is box smashing so dangerous?
A: Depends on what kind of box… Russian box very dangerous. Other box not so much.
Q: Why do only jocks play football?
A: Because jocks are not smart enough to be in KGB
Q: Who are you?
A: Who are you?
Q: If you could be any animal for a week, what would you be and why? I would be a porcupine because they have spikes and they shuffle funny.
– Porcupinia
A: If you really want to know, I would be a chameleon… master of disguise.
Q: What is your favorite thing to do in Russia?
- Europe Guy
A: Base jumping in Siberia. Very cold there.
No comments:
Post a Comment